Transmetropolitan

“ …ever since I was a kid, I wanted me a girl just like the one who married dear old Dad, so I had a thing for German girls. It doesn’t make sense for a for a guy like me to try to get love from a German, because everyone knows Germans are hardasses, very serious, anal perfectionists with no sense of humor, unless they’re Berliners, like my mom, then they’re sarcastic hardass anal perfectionists

Godspeed: a novel - Lynn Breedlove